Nolan

I am 300-500 pounds. I’m pure muscle, no fat. I have my own gravity, so don’t try to run, it wont help. My hobbies are running, climbing, falling, and crying. I eat 8000 calories a day and workout for 10 hours straight. I have a dog. He’s 50 years old. He just wont die. I’ve stopped feeding him. He just barks constantly in my room. The cats are frightened by him. I only let him out on full moons because he’s calm then. The only other animal that isn’t afraid of him is my horse. He can’t move. His legs all broke under he’s immense weight. He doesn’t fear dog because he doesn’t fear death. My house is a one room shack on a 5000 acre property. Nobody knows I’m alive. They’re looking for my and immortal dog. Horse so is to fat to eat, there’s no meat left. Ive resorted to eating trees. I pray Ill see road again, I’m just trying to find my step sister. Will you come find me and become my step sister. Pops is looking for a mate.