No animals were injured in the making of this profile. Okay, that's a lie. One animal was injured, it was a monkey, and he sprained his ankle, but in my defense, he wasn't watching where he was going. As for to me. . . I'm two feet tall and three feet wide. I have a unibrow which never moves and has become so long it impairs my vision. I am cranky, slothful, gluttonous and humorless. Hopefully, I have ya smiling at this point. Hi there, I'm Jim retired epidemiologist from North Carolina USA, moved back home to Australia in 2010, its been wonderful ever since then. Due to the present pandemic, i decided to share some of my experiences with a research institute based in Hobart Tasmania. but plan on being home in December. Keep your fingers crossed for me. I'm not really good at talking about myself, so if you have any questions feel free to ask. I'm just looking for someone who can be my friend and my lover and to fill that empty spot. hmmm wonder what that would feel like cause that's one thing I've always been missing Thanks for stopping by and I hope to hear from ya Oh, one last thing. I'm pretty much what I call a manly man. I don't get my nails done, I don't wax ANYTHING, I don't shave on weekends, yes I have hair on my chest NO I'm not shaving it off. I cuss but try to watch it around ladies and kids, I watch football and cuss the TV when my Cowboys are loosing LOL! I don't like to fight, but I also know their aren't too many out there that can take me. Any man disrespects or touches my lady is gonna pull back a nub. I don't care if my socks match when I'm wearing blue jeans. You get the picture. I may be a little rough around the edges. Just being honest. Hmmmm no wonder I'm still single LOL! One last thing. Please don't live and die by Facebook. Do you really think people care if you or I were cut off in traffic on our way to work this morning? Do you think people really care if Starbucks served you the worst cup of coffee ever! I think not. These are just some silly examples, but you know what I mean. One lesson I learned is never ever ever change your relationship status to single. I bet I got a thousand emails in 10 minutes and 500 more over the next few days. Geez!! And no I don't have 1500 friends I'm just being silly LOL! Ummmm have I scared ya off yet?s