OK,ready to laugh? I was raised in the Appalachian Mountains of Virginia. As an infant I crawled off the porch and wandered into the woods. From then on I was raised by a pack of wolves until the day I was discovered by a band of river pirates up on vacation from the Caribbean! So I spent my teen years being traded from pirate family to pirate family learning ways to survive but more importantly learning that it's best to live every day like you're on vacation, though you may have to earn a living at the same time, remember, to live the most exciting life you can! My master's ship was finally captured by US forces and as a slave I was given a choice; either join the circus or join the military. OK, time for a little truth, I actually said circus but they misunderstood me, so I donated a few years of my life as a warrior. After that fun filled and exciting time I yearned once again for the real adventure of being on the edge. I volunteered for various undercover assignments (I mean, think about it, where else do you get to play dress-up and make-believe, learn to successfully run a dozen businesses and get paid to learn?) So I had a great time, just seeing the sights, stirred up trouble and lived my life to the extreme every single day. I really did learn to run quite a few businesses and that's what I do today, I hunt down or sometimes, just bump into really cool business ideas and make them better, usually through a little cash or sometimes through better management or marketing. Most of these are managed by the people who came up with the initial ideas and they continue to run these as part of our joint venture agreement. So, the truth is, I really do live my life as a vacation every day and as long as I have a laptop connection and a cell phone I can be anywhere in the world. The reason I'm on this site is that in addition to seeking attractive success oriented people I'm not bound looking for the love of my life by the simple physics of geography. Are you